7:00 Eat Rotten Peach
7:05 Check Kittens running around, envy their carefree ways.
8:00 Watch Amy Goodman talk to charismatic leader.
9:05 Harbor simmering grudge against various people.
9:10 Go outside, notice pleasant Plumeria smell in the air.
9:11 See a beautiful orchid-like flower. Carefully remove the pollen from the stamen to allow the plant to focus more on air sun and water instead of diverting all its resources to reproduction. Flower french kisses me. Tastes like rotten peaches.
9:30 Plot nefarious plan to extort money from banking system using an Electro-Magnetic Pulse.
9:45 Phone in a phony Paper Order for a truckload of "24 Weight"
10:15 Have reasonably satisfying talk with bastard neighbor.
10:46:07 Kill mosquito.
10:47 Ponder how biological systems made my face. Pick a zit.
11:00 Sell old copies of "Time" under Bridge overpass.
11:10 Relive yesterdays dream. Want to die. Realize I'm dead already.
12:00 Have cucumber. Watch kittens with envy.
12:30 Consider honor of work over the ease of typing blog. Continue writing.
1:00 Take internet siesta with churros y freako baby.
1:30 Imagine Angels sleep like bats.
2:00 Placed Updike at cusp of excellent novel writers for controlled constraint of present tense. Engineer new golf ball with mushroom fountain in dimples.
2:30 Write screenplay for superhero movie. Call Dad.
3:00 Straighten drapes.
3:30 Bridge philosophical gaps.
4:00 Listen intently.
4:30 Call girlfriend from High School to tell her I'm sorry I didn't make out with her that time I was having a bad trip on weed. Pick teeth.
5:00 Wrap it up.
