John Candy Classic

All is known. Flee Moby.

Remember, always detail you private, patentable ideas by speaking clearly and succinctly on the

phone. And don't worry about those updates on your computer, it is to completely secure, in copied format, all your personal ideas on our servers.

Privations of ego are a monster waiting to unleash your inner-demon. You have been assimilated, you douche-bag, whining babies.

-Ahab

Call me Ishmael