When you glance at a clock, doesn't it always look like the seconds hand takes a tick backwards?
Thoughts of a Rock "I guess this shape will do for now"
Blocked...Calcium Channels..in Brain...can't think.
No one can put a price on freedon, or else it wouldn't be free.
The Bermuda Triangle is actually an icosahedron, when you count the air and water.
The first bumper sticker was a picture of a squashed mosquito.
Those sharp, bright dots of light that appear at the sides of your vision when you are consciously looking at something is your brain plotting to sabotage your plans, usually by releasing cytokines to attract viruses.
Polar Bears only live on Polar Planets
It's noon, time to feed Pavlov.
General Electric's Jack Welch reaaly had an inspired idea when he fired the bottom 10% performing workers. Too bad they buried those workers in the exact place where they should have put those above ground Diesel Fuel Tanks that got washed away in the Fukishima Tsunami, which prevented the backup cooling system from working.
If like dissolves like, what does money dissolve?
I am going to open a bar called The 'Henge. But it will only be open during the month of May.
Hey First Buyer geeks, there is a new h/2piipod. All you have to do is think of shit and it makes a steaming turd.
Russians are always in a hurry when there are invaders in their country.
How to make a tree cross: Cut it down and make a cross.
Remember, stay tuned for further updates. You can take to heart I have your best interests in mind. Thank you. I love you.
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