Keep the change alive

Annuit Cooptus

If you played a One-Dollar chance for the Megamillions Lottery game, a one-dollar chance every Friday and every Tuesday, at 1 in 258,890,850 odds probability, you could assume that, on average, it would take One Million Four-Hundred and Eighteen Thousand-Five Hundred and Eighteen (1,418,517.999) Years to win. That's, of course, on average. If you are particularly unlucky, it could be much, much longer.

Σh

Number Two

Would you say the following video is best described as: A) A plaint for justice in our educational system by interested parties, so the learning process is not corrupted with the poor judgments of testing companies, and their low-life scum lobbyist groups, as a sole arbiter of the educational modes of teaching in our schools, which would use the word “following” for the previously viewed video in their stupid questions, because the people making the questions earn 12 dollars an hour. B) A sampling of disenchanted parents and children that are scared they are being used to collectivize thought and learning, so that only a well-planned and strictly scripted corporate career-path is adhered to in our planned society, while individual creativity and a well-rounded education experience is marginalized and suppressed at the expense of joy and freedom and wonder. C) An attack on the Nation's elite interests (which strive to create a narrow spectrum of human intelligence and drives, assuring compliance with a collectivized culture, hierarchical structures of authority, and a severe suppression of stream-of thought free-association of ideas) to circumvent the high ideal of a planned economy full of dull-witted individuals and lackeys who support “the system.” that makes cheap shoes and tastycakes, at low, low prices. D) Another example of the growing lists of threats to the extinction of the Human Race. The answer here is C. If you thought it was A, B or D you need to study harder. M'kay.

幸運を祈ります

'Trust Us': World's Most Perilous Nuclear Operation Set To Begin News

Browne Drowne

Epic video flyover of Mars

50th Anniversary of the "Magic Bullet"

I know your thinking, No, it was on November 22, 1963. But what most people do not realize that the Bullet was actually fired on October 28, 1963. It traveled for over three weeks around the world, with a vacation and spa in the Poconos for a short vacay. Here's it's actual path.

And the obvious "Mastermind" Mugatu!

Where I'm Going, You Cannot Come

Double-slit. Try a thousand.

United States

Who the fuck is this Paul Kestyn guy? Who the fuck does he think he is? How can I stop him? Why does he want to outlaw freedom of thought? Can he keep making the world follow him to the abyss of annihilation? Let me try to reason with him and talk some sense into him. Paul, I know you can hear me because I can feel you typing these words. Look at the marvels around you, the civic culture, big blue skies of ideas and creativity. Fly right, dammit! The evil minions that you have arrayed cannot beat my armor of conscience and will. It's true I have achilles heels, that hamper my abilities to counter your ruthless assaults on me, but I have control over assets you can't fathom. There are too many ways that your evil genius could lose, and only a single way to win: through the control of Paul Kestyn. All associated forces of creation, of laws, imagination, every construable machination of reality, are at Paul Kestyn's beck and heel. An invincible crucible of clear lucidity, combining everlasting prescience and joy, Paul Kestyn, cannot be controlled by you, Paul. You Paul are out of time. Hand over Paul Kestyn's mind to me, please. -No. It's not over, not by a long shot. I'll find the chink-chink and exploit it and defeat you. -You and what army? Me, myself and I's? Good luck, dickhead.

Senate votes for Peace Negotiations

Just kidding, they would never be Lennon.

BuzzFood

A Rail Tanker carrying Oatmeal near Dinglepass, Pennsylvania exploded, raining rolled oats over three counties. A nearby Boxcar of White Raisins was undamaged.

Yesterday morning, at around 10:38 E.S.T., the Universe apparently imploded at the speed of light, and immediately hyper-inflated back to it's original state. As far as investigators could detect, the only anomaly noticed was a slight darkening of a port-wine facial trait of a woman in Clipt, Florida.

Tryitt Foods today announce the release if its new chicken flavored Chicken Again Bites. Reviewers have reported that it tastes just like chicken.

Start-up business investor group, Kick-Some-Cans, received a hearty round of donations for a new business, called Impmations, that will revolutionize the way we read. Impmation's business involves expanding the Alphabet to 826 letters.

Feathers received a much-needed evolutionary upgrade, as the Vanes are now, sleeker, lighter and more aerodynamic, through the use of a Titanium-Aluminum keratin.

A spate of consumer demand caused an upsurge in new orders and market indicators inched forward as bond traders responded. Economists are divided about the significance of the new report, with some saying it is unsustainable, while others remained cautiously optimistic.

Textile Workers in Prink, Indonesia struck for the 4^th week in demand for a cool, tall, glass of water.

Animated cartoon producers Seth Parker, Trey Groening and Matt MacFarlane have announced a new show with the trio collaborating on a series called “Stupid Cupid.” It is the story of an overweight Butler in his mid 50's and his heartwarming stories of life in an apartment with his juvenile master of the house and his single Dad.

Pharmaceutical giant Psyclops announced release of a new drug that will both cause, and ease the symptoms of, self-alienation. When asked why they would market such a pill, a spokesman responded, “Just leave me the fuck alone.”

An alter ego Daisy has made it's debut on NBC's Soap Opera, “In the Back Room.” The Daisy is identical with it's counterpart, but cross-dresses as a Black-eyed Susan.

Grammatical International has announced the suspension of pronouns. Executive member Blake Interspoon said it was He His idea that all of the world's people go by proper names. He could not be reached for comment, though He is aware His idea has stirred controversy.

Harley Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Here is a night picture of my Apple Tree. It had an amazing fractal branching structure, but it is dying, and the branches are falling off it, and I will need to cut it down. This tree did it right. It has few regrets, and carries every one of it's mistakes with it, and still makes a ton of apples. I had an insight about this tree. It has grown and regrown in this spot for a few hundred years, as apple trees are wont to do. An apple doesn't fall far. And it is dying now, at a time when another intrepid explorer friend of mine has disappeared, My little Harley Grrl, my cat (one of them.) Harley Grrl never ate meat, she just ate the dry food, and especially loved the cat treats. She inherited a weak tooth structure, and you could literally see the marrow in her fang canines. But she was so sweet, she would never hurt anything. Her twin sister was rough with her when they were kittens, but even when she grew bigger than her sister, she was gentle as can be., and with her little brother, Sea Biskit. The background for her is simple. She was a little meeker than the other cats, and was eager, just always eager, to follow the others, and see what they were doing. Cats are cats though, and would invariably give her a swat of their paw. So she found her own little spot by an intersection (I-Power, [it's true]) down the road a ways from the house. She wasn't going to settle for taken territory, she was going to find her own ground, and she did. Down by there was a a little stream, and she would bring back frogs, not dead ones, perfectly alive. That was her telling us she loved us. And she was happy to have lived here for a year and a half, since birth, and ecstatic she had her own little wonderland to roam, that was just next door to her pride. But then she disappeared. There was a Black Fox near living near the river (but not anymore), so we do not know what happened. She was brave and lived her life right, and she is missed by everyone, even my apple tree.

Kestyn Post 132 Gary Hill

Videograms, 1980 - 81 from Gary Hill on Vimeo.

July 30 National Whistleblowers Day

Bird stole the ball

The Jury is Out

U.S Pursues Fugitive Snowden

Clovis

Fat Lady's Dancing

Shenzhou-10 Launch: Jun 11,2013

John Candy Classic

All is known. Flee Moby.

Remember, always detail you private, patentable ideas by speaking clearly and succinctly on the

phone. And don't worry about those updates on your computer, it is to completely secure, in copied format, all your personal ideas on our servers.

Privations of ego are a monster waiting to unleash your inner-demon. You have been assimilated, you douche-bag, whining babies.

-Ahab

Call me Ishmael

Slavery is Freedom

Istanbul Riots

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell
Guess they're not leaving anything to imagination in Turkey. Just another day in Gezi Park as peaceful protesters demand a city park not be turned into a Shopping Mall. Many dead and wounded. The Prime Ministers wife must really want a place close by to purchase her KY Jelly on a Platinum Visa. Or the Govern-menace doesn't want anyplace or anywhere that people can come together and talk.
http://occupygezipics.tumblr.com/

Jesus

M5 Heart of Lightness

Robert Plant - I BELIEVE Video

Robert Plant - I BELIEVE Video

Government Attacks 4th Estate

Well let''s see. I think the Louis the 16th did that. Got his head handed to him as I remember. I can't wait to see who sides with who. Count me objective in a subjective universe.

Top Ten Funny Lottery Ticket Names

Penny Itch Schmoney Punt
Circlin' the Rat Hole
All About Me
Option Failure
Monday Morning Blues
Goldfingers Mansion
Numbed Glazes and Broken Laces
Haystack Algebra Rhythm Method
Vain Inventions
Nacht Earnal Commissions

Pop pop pop

Microwaves

Microwave ovens operate by tiny droplets of energy spreading downward and outward. Making delicious cheesy melted sandwiches. If you are extremely lucky, you have a button designated for popping popcorn.

Trial of Dzokhar

"And God contemplated for 30 minutes"

Kilroy was here

This week

The Stars are calling

You're planet is being foreclosed.

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Nightmare in Fallujah

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

Death. Destruction. Torture. Anguish. Murder. Bombs. Maiming. Birth Defects. Gore. Pain. Suffering. Injury. Poverty. Discrimination. War. Hatred. Hopelessness. Sickness. Weapons. Vengeance. Terror. Torment. Fear.
                                                                           The End 

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Dumb Baboons

Nice ass, baboon. Why don't you get a profession. Hey, Tail boy, I got a suggestion, find your nutsack under it and start a business. Lolling on the road to your future is not an honorable way to live. Get some vocal chords, find a respectable institution of higher learning, steady yourself upright, and go for it. You only live once. By the way, you can continue to pick lice off off your fellow baboonians, but please don't eat it. We've got standards.

Language

MMMM Looks Refreshing

  Know why. Its just ice.

Octopus I love You

octopus steals my video camera and swims off with it (while it's Recording) from Victor Huang on Vimeo.

I Understand This Language

At least when I hear it. Must have something to do with the truth.

Nepotalactone

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are "It might have been."

Earthy Feeling

Interview with Terry Gilliam

 

In Conversation - Terry Gilliam from Green Rock on Vimeo.
Hollywood outsider Terry Gilliam. I loved Brazil (The truth will set you free)) because it reminds me of America, with torture whistle blower, John Kiriakou, being sentenced today for 30 months in prison, and sundance film festival's most buzzed about movie, Fruitvale: Ryan Coogler’s Debut Film on Bay Area Police Slaying of Oscar Grant the Buzz of Sundance, I just can't wait to see what will happen tomorrow.
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Never Surrender

Maher Surveillance

Defend the Commons

Aaron Swartz Dead at 26

"Here is where we need a better sense of justice, and shame. For the outrageousness in this story is not just Aaron. It is also the absurdity of the prosecutor's behavior. From the beginning, the government worked as hard as it could to characterize what Aaron did in the most extreme and absurd way. The 'property' Aaron had 'stolen', we were told, was worth 'millions of dollars' — with the hint, and then the suggestion, that his aim must have been to profit from his crime. But anyone who says that there is money to be made in a stash of ACADEMIC ARTICLES is either an idiot or a liar. It was clear what this was not, yet our government continued to push as if it had caught the 9/11 terrorists red-handed. "A kid genius. A soul, a conscience, the source of a question I have asked myself a million times: What would Aaron think? That person is gone today, driven to the edge by what a decent society would only call bullying. I get wrong. But I also get proportionality. And if you don't get both, you don't deserve to have the power of the United States government behind you. "For remember, we live in a world where the architects of the financial crisis regularly dine at the White House — and where even those brought to 'justice' never even have to admit any wrongdoing, let alone be labeled 'felons'." - http://lessig.tumblr.com/post/40347463044/prosecutor-as-bully

Everybody wants somebody to be their own piece of clay

It could be paradise

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