By Orange Roof
Reporter
Typical accommodations of our Reporters (undated file photo) |
The story, according to unnamed
sources, cannot be told about without compromising government
security. This story revolves around certain countries and a number
of people. The exact times and events that transpired cannot be
legally exposed, and your Orange-Roof Journalist here would never go
against the dictates of security in our glorious state. We can say
this much: something happened somewhere, and as a Journalist it is
imperative that a free people know that at this unknown place,
some human being(s), who shall be kept unidentified, did some
unspecified acts in some sort of referential time frame. The Orange
roof reporter here is bound by secrecy to not say whether this
imbroglio is shocking, uplifting or merely skak, though we can
definitely report that it occurred. It is probably a single time
instance of the thing, although, most readers should leave open the
possibility that it may be an evolving situation. If legally allowed, your
Orange Roof Reporter will keep you abreast of the changing situation,
if it is indeed changing, or if there is some resolve to the problem,
if, indeed, it is a problem, which I am limited to reporting
specifically on, for reasons that I will leave the reader to
speculate. All we can say about this story for now is stay tuned.