Breaking Story?

By Orange Roof Reporter

Typical accommodations of our Reporters (undated file photo)

The story, according to unnamed sources, cannot be told about without compromising government security. This story revolves around certain countries and a number of people. The exact times and events that transpired cannot be legally exposed, and your Orange-Roof Journalist here would never go against the dictates of security in our glorious state. We can say this much: something happened somewhere, and as a Journalist it is imperative that a free people know that at this unknown place, some human being(s), who shall be kept unidentified, did some unspecified acts in some sort of referential time frame. The Orange roof reporter here is bound by secrecy to not say whether this imbroglio is shocking, uplifting or merely skak, though we can definitely report that it occurred. It is probably a single time instance of the thing, although, most readers should leave open the possibility that it may be an evolving situation. If legally allowed, your Orange Roof Reporter will keep you abreast of the changing situation, if it is indeed changing, or if there is some resolve to the problem, if, indeed, it is a problem, which I am limited to reporting specifically on, for reasons that I will leave the reader to speculate. All we can say about this story for now is stay tuned.