Monday, July 16, 2012

Prediction Corner

In the spirit of all the great psychics that have changed history with their knowledge of the future, I will now (and I use the term loosely) will garner for you my predictions for July 16, 2013.

Isoprene Flavor extract will be found to signifigantly enhance mental cognition. Cinnamon chicks rule.

Raspberry Mousse will replace Chocolate Pudding as the favorite food in heaven.

Lake Vostock will inexplicably yield a rusted '56 Bel Aire.

Magnetic Monopole technology will be discovered, but instantly vanished by Heisenberg.

Schist McRib. (That's all I got?)

The official spelling for Ralleigh will be Ralley


There will be incremental improvements elsewhere.







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